Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Surprise coffee dates is like a small act of kindness that keeps my smile until night comes. As someone who repays kindness, a bloke who does that for me always have a warm cozy night he gets to experience from this sexy lady.

If you are wondering what an young, pretty lady such as myself is doing here, then let me answer it for you. Despite being pretty, I still have some needs that can only be satisfied by a fine bloke. Help me with my needs, and I'll show you the kind o...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

While my appetite for sex hasn't died down, my body has become as delicate as a glass. But if that's not much of a problem with you, then you should know that I can't wait to know more about you. Feel free to send that naughty message of yours.

Bubble baths and a waterproof vibrator, you can never go wrong with ending the night that way. I've spent so many nights through the years releasing tension in such a way that I would feel barmy when I don't. I'm not even ashamed of being loud when I...