I'm a woman who relishes taking care of her man, serious about being in a relationship, passionate, mature and very nurturing. I'm pretty sure that I could undoubtedly pass as every man's ideal woman.

I've been experimenting a lot when it comes to sex and I recently found out that I quite fancy the idea of having another lass eat me out after a bloke cums inside my quim. I could clean off his cock with my tongue too.

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...

What cheeses me off? - Tasteless food. This is why I always order take aways from my favourite restaurant - A boring conversation in a freezing fog. There's nothing more disgusting than that - When a man I'm with is not up for a shag