If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

Have you ever felt that life is not treating you properly? That reality is favoring someone other than you? Well, you are not alone. I also do feel like life is against me sometimes. If you like we can join forces and fuck life in the face. You and m...

I am an outspoken lady who loves to keep things simple and avoid all the complicated stuff as much as I can. I am not here for anything serious like love or whatnots. I only want to have a reliable man who can lend me his cock when I'm feeling down.

When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

Been looking for a lass you can have a shag with until the sun goes down? She's right in front of you, darling. Don't waste time. Drop me a message if you don't want to be left behind. I'll be waiting ;-)