Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

When I was younger, I used to fantasise about what it's like to be part of royalty. I think it's every girl's dream to live like a princess even for a single day. Now that I am older, all I want is to live my life in pure pleasure. I don't care anymo...

I love to be turned on by dirty talk so tell me what you want to do with my beautiful body. I have one of the best asses and playing with it can be very yummy just as my sweet hot cum. And I aslo get turned on by a gentle man with manners.

You could usually find me on the dance floor of a club, a bottle of beer in hand and trying bloody hard not to spill it as I grind my buttocks against a bloke's front. Maybe when I feel him get a stiffy, I'd help him ease the ache.

When doing any job, it is important to have the right set of tools. I am looking for a lad who has a 6-inch tool or bigger between his legs. Things might be a little loose on my cave, so I only need someone who can make it feel tight again.