I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I'm not afraid to show the world how flirty and slutty I am because that's who I really am. Besides, it's better to admit that you're a whore if you are one instead of acting like a saint when clearly, you are a dirty devil. Anyway, I came here to fi...

I think the ideal cock size for me is six inches. So, if you have a cock that is six inches at the least, message me. And if you don't have that kind of cock, you can still message me because maybe your performance can compensate what you lack in siz...

I'm not a night owl nor a morning person. I'm not sure how you can call my sleeping pattern. I usually wake up in the middle of the night breathing heavily because of having wet dreams which have been serving as my alarm clock. During midnight, I rea...

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.