Book recommendations please! I've been bored out of my mind lately and would love to catch up on a few literary pieces while I still can. Hearing about a stranger's life and what their philosophies in life will also be bloody amazing!

I have one secret I should tell you. I don't sleep in my bed (serious). Where do I rest my body at night? You should guess, but I'll tell you. I find it more comforting sleeping on the sofa or on the bean bag.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

It doesn't take much to turn on little old me. Playful hands that seem to know where to go. Deep massages that slowly morph into foreplay. Keep it simple, one doesn't need to over do it. Just hard slow shagging and breathy moans is enough.