Shagging a total stranger is not something I am opposed to. Rather it's the best way to satisfy my burning itch. Hard fucking, carnal desires, and the guiltless pleasure of spending the night with a dashing bloke.

I hope you are capable enough to give me the satisfaction I desire. I have no patience whatsoever. I will not tolerate boredom. Once I feel like you are not that invested in me, then I will not think twice to leave you. Only send me a message if you ...

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Let me know if you want to have fun with me. I am full of naughty ideas that you will surely enjoy. Let us have a fun conversation full of dirty thoughts and wild fantasies. There is no need for us to be formal with each other. I also don't need you ...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.