Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Pathologically honest, smart, blonde, and with a figure of Marilyn Monroe I think that's just enough for now as I risk sounding vain. I’m here for fun, I don’t really care much what problems you have at home, I’m not a bloody counsellor so I ca...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

Recently, I spent a lot more time thinking about giggling and making out. There are many ideas about it, but mostly it starts the same - being pushed up against a wall, not to have sex right away, just shoved up against a wall, and have him tease me ...

"All fur coat and no knickers", now I would love to take on literally. I have the physique to pull it off, curvy and buxom despite already at the age I am in. I still have the insatiable urge to ride any man that comes my way.