Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

The only thing that I want right now is a boy toy. Yes, you've read that right. I want a lad who comes to rescue me whenever I'm feeling horny and whenever my axe wound feels the need to be pleased. To be clear, I don't want anything serious, I just ...

I pride myself on having a strong personality which is why I'm dominant in bed. I have whips, blindfolds, handcuffs, and sex toys in my cupboard, waiting to be used when the sun sets in the west. Would you love to be overpowered by me as we have sizz...

Have you ever tried getting so horny that you started rubbing yourself in the middle of the living room? I did and I wasn't aware that one of my son's mates visited. He walked in on me while I was starkers with eyes closed, when I did notice him it w...