I love taking on the role of a stepmother who caught her stepson in the act of beating his bishop. If he looks like he's having trouble then I would do what anyone would, jack him off until he makes a mess of himself.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

When I was up the duff with my first child, I was unbelievably randy yet my husband wouldn't even lay a finger on me. Now that I'm in my 50s, I never expected to be more randy than I was then. I hope I won't end up as disappointed and disgruntled as ...

I have found that younger blokes are more open to using sex toys while shagging and that is delightful news! I am fond of experimenting and want a partner who is open to do anything. I have a drawer full of toys that I am gagging to try out.

I hope I am not too old to try out things like this. I know some may not believe it but this is my first time I just want to try it out before it's too late for me. I hope there's someone who can show me how to make the best out of my time here.

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.