Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

You can talk to me really easily. You'd be surprised how a conversation between us can flow naturally like we're old friends or siblings talking. You can share anything - sex, food, games, and I'd be glad to listen.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Single and ready to mingle, that's who I am and more. I am not gonna beat around the bush, I fancy casual flings that would last me all weekend long. No getting out of bed, if I do need to standup then that means I'm gonna get fucked against the wall...

Interested to have sexual affairs with older men. Having a grey hair won't be a problem to me as long as you're good in bed. We can take it slow if your knees are weak, but if you're fit enough to do it fast, the better.