What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

I reckon the remedy to a boring afternoon is to be shagged senseless by a fit bloke in front of a mirror, and I strongly agree. It gets me going when I see how a cock slides into my sopping cunt or being watched by the fine gent I'm with.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

A glass of fine whiskey is my solution for cold nights alone. When I feel raunchy, I bust out my collection of pleasure aides and start to wank off in front of the mirror. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have a bloke watch me while I ma...

Incorporating food items into sexual activities is one of my favourite things in the world. I would often use syrups or cream to slather on the shaft and see how loud they'd moan. I wonder if men half my age are messy eaters too.

No matter how chaotic the world around me may get, my mind will always be at ease knowing that I've done nearly all the things I want to do in my life. The only thing left on my bucket list is having a weeklong fuckfest with young studs. I hope I can...