Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I have been dragging myself to a cold flat and an empty fridge. I can't have a bite to eat, hot bath nor a nice long sleep. I know it doesn't do to depend on anyone in this life, but I'm craving for something seriously delicious only a bloke can give...

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

I'm a woman who relishes taking care of her man, serious about being in a relationship, passionate, mature and very nurturing. I'm pretty sure that I could undoubtedly pass as every man's ideal woman.

I'm simply naughty, flirty, and eccentric. Love sex. That is why I'm here. I will give yeh the bollocks orgasm that yeh will experience. I will make yeh feel smashing and make yeh grizzle for more. What dae thou say?

I don't do meetups or any sort of physical contact. I'm just here for some dirty conversations with a bloke who knows how to handle a naughty lady who can't stop thinking and blurting about her sexual fantasies and yeah, that naughty lady is me.