I am looking for a bloke who can take me to the moon and back to Earth. That is impossible, I know, so why don’t we try the next best thing. How about a man could take me to cloud nine instead? Is there anyone out here who is up for the challenge?

I did not come here to have something serious or romantic with any of the fine lads here. What I came here for is something more interesting and exciting. So, the only reason why I came here is to search for a dishy lad who wouldn't mind if I become ...

I can't say I am happy with what I have not, because I am not. No matter how much money I have or how long are my free times, I can't feel happiness at all. Maybe I need the help of a vigorous young lad to feel pleased again.

Tell me what makes you want to fuck a lady, and I will try my best to do that. My mates always tell me that I look desperate for attention. I can't deny that I am. Imagine living for so many years without having to fuck someone. That is what I am fee...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.