Been single for as long as I can remember. I have been in a few long term relationships but sadly they didn't last the way I expected them to. I do hope it's not too late to try and find a partner in life again.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

You're right. I'm a good-looking lass who loves shagging ever night. I enjoy being pumped hard while on a hard bed. I'm into the gentle kind of sex. My desire for sex grows stronger whenever I'm with someone rough.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

I am a firm believer that a perfect relationship is nothing but an illusion. It’s just I see being perfect as a continuous struggle to remain perfect and that’s no fun at all. That goes to say that I am not searching for the perfect man. You’re...