I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

Up for a little rumpy-pumpy? I'm so curious! It's always fun to do new things and feel the thrill of being able to do new stuff. Can you turn my fanny to jelly with a few well-chosen words? Let's go for it, make a move!

Being a submissive, I like to dress up in pretty lingerie or just wear shiny collars. It's been difficult to find a caring young master but I'm not losing hope. I may be in my 50s but I need to have my aching cunt satiated too.

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

My toy of choice is a glass dildo that has a heart shaped handle that I've purchased when I finished signing my divorce papers. It has accompanied me for a while and now I think it's time to look for a youthful bloke who would be happy to be my new t...

I am looking for a proper lad who can make me feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world, without doing anything special or uttering sweet words. For me, a proper man can do that by staying by my side when things get rough.