Bubble baths and a waterproof vibrator, you can never go wrong with ending the night that way. I've spent so many nights through the years releasing tension in such a way that I would feel barmy when I don't. I'm not even ashamed of being loud when I...

Dating is the last thing on my mind right now, hard and fast shagging is at the forefront. Casual fucking that involves a lot of toys and bondage is the perfect combination, if I do say so myself. Also when you've reached a certain age, you gotta fin...

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I love the feel of lace against my cunt. When I feel randy, I oftentimes rub myself with a pillow in between my thighs. It's been the surefire way of making me cream my knickers but often leave me wanting more. The thick muscular thigh of a young man...

Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

I would often find myself wondering where the times have gone but try not to let it get to me. I'm not gonna waste more time wallowing in self-pity at my old age, time to find other thrills to occupy my time. Especially if it involve playing around w...