Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

If I could go back to my past and fix what's broken, I wouldn't want to do it. Never. I'm happy for who I've become. I have bewildering sexual experiences that I wouldn't trade with anything. It's what makes me.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Do you like playing with soft tits, or do you prefer having fun with a bouncy ass? Regardless of your choice, you will enjoy fooling around with me. I have a pair of tits that will make you want to bury your face between them. My booty is also great ...

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

Let me experience the best time of my life, and I will do my best to make you feel like you are the happiest and luckiest bloke on the planet. I am confident that my skills are more than enough to do that. How about you? Do you have what it takes to ...