I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

Creampie is the only way to end sex. There is no point in fucking each other if you are just going to waste your cum. You should fuck me raw and fill me up. Don't be too scared about knocking me up. I am confident in my body's ability to reject jizz....

I am a naughty and horny grandma who loves to fuck younger lads. This may sound weird, but I feel younger every time a fit bloke fucks me hard. Maybe it's because of the different chemicals released by the brain. It might also be because I am sucking...

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Old is the new bold' is what I like to say. Having fun with all kinds of blokes through the years have kept me vivacious and wanting to get creative more often in bed. I would even go as far as shagging in a dodgy alley or in the bathroom stall of a ...