Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

One of my filthiest fantasies would be having a threesome with two dashing lads. I'd let them watch me play with my cunt, moaning and whining that I would love my fingers to be replaced with their cocks. And when we all finally had enough teasing, th...

My only addiction in life is buying things for myself. I hate to admit it, but I am a total addict when it comes to shopping. It doesn't matter if it's online shopping or in the mall. I will buy things to my heart's content. If you can handle my seem...

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I write smut in my spare time. Mostly to just get it out of my head because the fantasies just run amuck. But it comes in handy when I find the right bloke to recreate them with. Maybe they'd add in their own twist to make the experience more delight...