Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I don't know why I have terrible luck when it comes to men. I always end up being with someone who can't even give me what I want. All I am asking for is a stud who can satisfy all my erotic desires and carnal pleasures. Is that too much to ask?

Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

I have a tickle behind my lugholes. That is why if you whisper soft words into, I will love it because it will make my body shiver. Just searching for that man who is a sweet talker. Makes me wet myself, and that simply turns me on.

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.