Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I suggest that you look past my age and just think about the different kinds of pleasure that I can bring to your body. Also, I may not be the sexiest woman here but I am confident to say that I am the best woman you'll ever have in your bed.

I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

I'm just a laid back gal who enjoys spending time on my couch. Reading, eating, watching. That's pretty much me. It would be lovely to have someone else to do all these with me. Maybe we can even shag afterwards. If you think this is something you wo...

I hate surprises because I don't need a bribe to like you. You cannot easily please me with expensive gifts and whatnot; you might not see my face light up even if I have the most precious present in the world.