All through my life, I've decided that I shouldn't let anyone have me without signing that paper of imprisonment. But I don't like to be left clueless as to h0w sex feels. Anybody wh0's willing to teach me the art of love-making is free to hit me up.

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

I can be a wild cougar who loves to hunt strong men and turn them to my slaves. I am the woman who most of the parents warn their children about. I am a sexual predator who will no think twice to pounce at my prey without a moment notice. I hope I am...

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...