Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

Favorite holiday: Halloween. I can wear my favorite costume to scare people. Favorite time of the day: Lunch. Eating is life. Favorite movie: Any as long as there's sex Favorite words: shag, bollocks, arse

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

With the pair of titties that I have, I am sure that the majority of lads here will be attracted to me. I am also certain that some of them are going to try everything in their power just to get laid with me or at least get a chance to dirty chat wit...

I have a wide smile on my face every time a man's cum drips down my throat. It's like a little present for me doing a good job by making a man have an orgasm. I love to cuddle and talk about us after that.

My ex-husband was a nutter and I am glad I got rid of him at long last. Now I can catch up on the fun activities in the bedroom I've been missing out on! No more rubbish shagging for me, I think I suffered enough. Time to pull some fit lads and have ...