Do you want to know more about me? If you do, then you shouldn't be wasting your time checking out my profile. You should've sent me a message as soon as you took an interest in me. I am so bored, so I have thrown all my standards in men out of the w...

Body painting has been a hobby of mine for some time now. I adore the contrast between colours and skin tone, how certain hues make the skin tones glow. The process of painting is such an intimate act as well, it gives me a peak into my muse's soul.

The most daring place I have ever shagged a bloke witless would be in a dodgy alley behind a pub. That was years upon years ago but when I think hard enough, I could still feel how the concrete wall that I rested my hands on felt like.

A sex ride only becomes extremely interesting with the presence of three special things: sex toys, blinds, and handcuffs. Without these essentials, it's difficult to have a great time and worse I won't have an orgasm.

I love the smell of flowers. It's so fresh and pure. This is the reason, I go for a walk in the park on Saturday mornings. Floral scent makes me forget I haven't had a shag with a chap for a long time.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...