Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Is there anyone who would be comfortable with wanking off in front of me and letting me watch? I'll make it fair and play with myself too because I'm certain that I'm not going to resist doing so. I want to see how glorious it is to watch a man cum a...

I'm currently in a relationship, but it seems that his love is not enough for me. I'm always thirsty and looking for someone to satisfy me in every way. I'm thinking of ending what we've started. Any advice?

I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

Here's the thing, I am a fan of one-night stands but I only do it with lads who truly deserve to have a night with me. If you're wondering how I decide if a lad is deserving or not, I suggest that you send me a message and I'll tell you about it. If ...