My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...

The best shag of my life so far involved two men and a few bottles of whiskey. Left me sore for days but never regretted it, it was a brilliant night! Now though, I'm not looking for anything bonkers-- too old for that. Just some old-fashioned sex wi...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.