I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I am usually not the kind of lass who actively seeks and pursues a lad because I still believe in faith and destiny. And I know one day, the right man will walk into my life in the most unexpected way at the moment I least expect him to.

Truth be told, I have been able to survive until now because of my capable hands. Although they are very thin and small, I know that I can nearly do everything to my body with this bloody pair of tools. If you want to know what else I can do with the...

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

While I'm young, I want to have a shag with just anyone. Would be better if they come from different cities with different jobs. I could give the best jobby if they know the best time to put their knob into my fanny.

I'm not sure if I am a submissive gal or prefer to dominate a man. I have to say that it sorely depends on how randy I am and what I want to do. There are days that I just want to be used like their personal pleasure hole. While some I would love to ...