I am sure you are more than capable of giving me the pleasure I desire. The only thing holding you back is your hesitation in sending me a message. Be confident with your skills, and let me know your intention. I promise I will enjoy whatever you pla...

To me, there is no better way of making a woman happy than eating out her coochie. I am looking for a man who can do that for me. Let me enjoy the warmth of your tongue as you explore every nook and cranny of my pussy. Eat me out until I am dripping ...

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I would tend to get overwhelmed with my emotions and tend to release it through physical acts. It would explain all the shagging I get myself into on the weekends. I like to start the week satiated and mind cleared out as a result of all the mind blo...