Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Lost in love for a while. I'd been in a relationship with the wrong f*cking guy as Jennifer Lopez once said. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I was hurt, but that's a lesson learned. I'm stronger now, and I'm ready to do anything. Any suggestions for...

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Sings in the shower. Eats strawberries. Drinks smoothies - mango flavour. Walks around the house naked. Confident. I've got something to show. Loves talking about different things. Fun topics and serious ones.