Shagging in the conventional way is not exciting anymore, I want to try something new. It's been years since I felt like I was looking forward to getting fucked or feel satisfaction from it. Maybe it's the age but all I know is I give some of the bes...

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

I'm looking for a man that can make me cum using just his fingers; whilst I'm leaning on the minibar and legs apart. Slowly fak me on the floor. If thou 're interested, let me know how hard thou want me to suck thou.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.