The good thing about me is that I am not the type of lass who gets cheesed off over tiny and petty things. I don't get annoyed over the bad weather or maybe over an unpleasant meal. In fact, the only thing that makes me cheesed off is when lads do no...

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Using blindfolds and restraints, punishing my submissive whenever they don't behave or acting like a fucking brat who won't follow orders, I thrive in those situations. It doesn't hurt that I have years of experience and know how to give pleasure and...

My baps are still my best features after all these years, perky and sizable. They're also sensitive, which is why I love it when a bloke licks it up and playfully nibbles on my nips. Using their hands to grope my arse is a marvelous option too.

A beautiful life is not when I have a posh car, a palace, nor an uncountable pounds. Life becomes amazing when there are unlimited and incredible sex every day of the year. Life is awesome when there are millions of men wanting to have me.