Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

I have no experience when it comes to things like this. I also have very few memories of being great in the sack. The reason I am here is to learn. It would be great if I could have a chat with a highly-experienced and overly-skilled man. Teach me a ...

The only thing missing in my life right now is a man who will give me the pleasure I've been craving for. It is not that hard to please a woman like me. All you need to do is show me that you are capable enough to satisfy me in every way possible. Se...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.