I miss the way a man makes me feel, but most of all I miss how he jackhammers me with all his strength. Does that kind of man still exist? If so, please let me know. I'm dying to experience ecstacy with you.

Looking for a bloke who is interested in experimenting indecent activities. Doesn't complain nor has no qualms about any request I might think of. Must be up for anything and everything, just like how I am. They should also know how to satiate a woma...

For me, a real gentleman is someone who will make sure to make her lady cum first before nutting in her. I am looking for a lad like that. Nothing can make me happier than having a gentleman who knows how to give her woman the pleasure she deserves.

Putting vinegar on my chips is heaven. I have to admit that a put a lot on them. It has this rich flavor that compliments the salty taste of chips. Other times I put sauce on them, or a mix of vinegar and sauce, but I really prefer vinegar. You shoul...

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...