Did you ever have a friend so lustful that she shares her dirty whims and naughty reveries? The kind of friend whose secret sensuous fetish can make anyone cum from time to time? Well, that friend is me.

I'm an honest, understanding, and caring woman. I'm honest, for I'm not shy to tell you what kind of sex I want I'm understanding because we don't need to go as far as putting labels on our relationship I'm caring and will look after your needs...

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

I believe that I can consider myself as a pearl in the ocean. I am truly wanted by many and when they finally get their hands on me, they treat me in the most special and precious ways. I'm also like a pearl because my skin is clean, soft, and smooth...

This delicious body of mine is in need of some touch and it would be nice if the touching would be accompanied by some licking. If you agree to devour every inch of my body, I promise that I will do the same to you.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.