There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

I've been told by a few gents that I was the best shag they've ever had. I would often answer that compliment with a blush and cheeky smile before saying that it comes with the age. And it really does, experience in pleasuring doesn't come overnight.

It can be quite depressing to be alone all the time. I only have my toys to keep me company when I feel sad and horny. I want someone to be there for me when I suddenly become lustful. Someone who can satisfy the cravings of my horny pussy.

Many people are surprised at how I kept myself fit all through these years. I'm still curvy and toned in all the right places, took a lot of work but incredibly worth it. Want to find out what's my secret? Shagging burns a lot of calories.

As I grew older, the more I crave to be plowed from behind by a buff lad and getting my hair pulled back. Rough and deep, that's how to handle a woman properly. Particularly ladies my age, we tend to get rowdy when when we're not being taken care of ...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.