Always teased for being the lass that has a stick up their arse, I can painfully admit that I am a prude. What I seek is a man who could show me the kind of fun that I'm missing out on, figuratively remove said stick and replace it with something mor...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Keeping myself entertained during my days off (yes, I still work in an office at my age) has always been easy. Luckily I found pornography! Partner that with my trusty dildo and I'm all set for the weekend.

You may see me as a granny full of wrinkles, but what you don't know is that I'm wilder than the younger ladies you meet in the streets. I can make you release that spunk you've been holding on to for too long.

I'm not a deity nor a queen. I have no superpowers nor a golden crown with precious, rare diamonds. What I can only offer is my too horny pussy with oozing sweet juices and my nipples that get hard with just one touch.