Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

I'm a modest lass, but that doesn't mean that we can't have fun. We can say dirty and silly things to each other to have fun memories before we sleep. There's only one thing you can never do - it's farting in front of me. Do that, and you won't have ...

Some ladies are here to look for someone to fall in love with. Others are searching for lads who can fuck with them. But I am not one of those ladies. I don't want someone to love nor someone to fuck. What I only want is someone who can be really dir...

Let me be direct with you. I am not a hopeless romantic lass who's looking for the love of her life. Who I am is a very horny lass who is in desperate need of some good fuck. If you think you can give me what I need, beep me up NOW.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I wish I could control myself from having lots of wild thoughts when I see a man. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so bloody thirsty every time. Is there someone who can quench my thirst here or should I search somewhere?