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I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

Revenge is only for the weak in spirit. I dare to be different. Instead of finding ways to hurt my ex because of all the things he has done to me, I'd rather focus on myself to be more successful in life.

I'm not picky when it comes to the clothes I wear. I don't put on make up or thick lipstick either. I'm confident of myself, and I don't need the validation of others for me to be happy. Lastly, I want to show my true colours to everyone, especially ...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

Teaching kids is my day profession so everything needs to be always prim and proper. But when the schooling ends, I want the parties to start. I can't finish a day without having a drink and finding someone to shag! It's like the schlong is my vitami...